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Pump & Dump
拉高倒货拉高倒貨Intro
群组半夜喊起飞群組半夜喊起飛
The group chat screams “liftoff” at midnight
三十帐号排队吹三十帳號排隊吹
Thirty accounts line up to hype it
昨天饭团开箱王昨天飯糰開箱王
Yesterday he was the king of rice-ball reviews
今天变成投资王今天變成投資王
Today he has become an investment guru
Verse 1
获利截图同一张獲利截圖同一張
Every profit screenshot is the same picture
裁切角度各不同裁切角度各不同
Only the crop is different
公司没有一张订单公司沒有一張訂單
The company does not have a single order
愿景已经殖民火星願景已經殖民火星
But its vision has already colonized Mars
名嘴画出大箭头名嘴畫出大箭頭
The pundit draws a giant arrow
跌了就说拿反了跌了就說拿反了
When the price falls, he says he held it upside down
金主请人来剪彩金主請人來剪綵
The sponsor invites people for a ribbon cutting
合照一拍股价嗨合照一拍股價嗨
One group photo sends the stock price partying
老师低点坐头等舱老師低點坐頭等艙
The guru boards first class near the bottom
我们高点追火箭我們高點追火箭
We chase the rocket at the top
他说机会就在眼前他說機會就在眼前
He says opportunity is right in front of us
我们一看只剩窗边我們一看只剩窗邊
We look—and all that is left is the window
Pre-Chorus
内部群组三二一內部群組三二一
The private group counts three, two, one
公开群组别怀疑公開群組別懷疑
The public group says, “Do not doubt it”
他们倒货按送出他們倒貨按送出
They press send on the sell order
我们留言求分析我們留言求分析
We leave comments begging for analysis
Chorus
拉高！倒货！跑跑跑！拉高！倒貨！跑跑跑！
Pump it! Dump it! Run, run, run!
消息胖！帐户瘦！消息胖！帳戶瘦！
The news gets fat! The account gets thin!
涨也买！跌也买！漲也買！跌也買！
Buy when it rises! Buy when it falls!
老师永远没有错！老師永遠沒有錯！
The guru is never wrong!
红盘说他早知道！紅盤說他早知道！
When the market is red, he says he knew it all along!
绿盘说是好机会！綠盤說是好機會！
When the market is green, he calls it a great opportunity!
拉高！倒货！跑跑跑！拉高！倒貨！跑跑跑！
Pump it! Dump it! Run, run, run!
最后只剩我们抱！最後只剩我們抱！
In the end, we are the only ones left holding the bag!
Verse 2
卖完贴文全蒸发賣完貼文全蒸發
After they sell, every post evaporates
帐号一起失忆啦帳號一起失憶啦
All the accounts suddenly develop amnesia
老师忽然去闭关老師忽然去閉關
The guru suddenly goes into seclusion
进阶课程照常开進階課程照常開
But enrollment for the advanced course stays open
预测十次错九次預測十次錯九次
Nine out of ten predictions are wrong
中一次就做海报中一次就做海報
One correct call becomes a giant poster
输的影片全下架輸的影片全下架
Every losing video gets deleted
赢的短片播到老贏的短片播到老
The winning clip gets replayed forever
股价跳水他喝茶股價跳水他喝茶
The stock price dives while he calmly drinks tea
笑说大户在打压笑說大戶在打壓
He smiles and blames the big players for suppressing it
昨天还说长期抱昨天還說長期抱
Yesterday he said, “Hold for the long term”
今天照片人在机场今天照片人在機場
Today his photo shows him at the airport
Pre-Chorus
新闻说他很看好新聞說他很看好
The news says he is extremely bullish
说完偷偷按卖掉說完偷偷按賣掉
Then he quietly presses sell
政治合照挂墙上政治合照掛牆上
The political group photo hangs on the wall
旁边刚好有扇窗旁邊剛好有扇窗
And right beside it happens to be a window
Breakdown
机会之窗！機會之窗！
Window of opportunity!
跳！跳！跳！跳！跳！跳！
Jump! Jump! Jump!
等等等等！等等等等！
Wait, wait, wait!
不是叫你往下跳！不是叫你往下跳！
We did not mean jump downward!
跳进群组！跳進群組！
Jump into the group chat!
跳进坑里！跳進坑裡！
Jump into the trap!
跳完才知谁在笑！跳完才知誰在笑！
Only after jumping in do you learn who is laughing!
拉高！拉高！
Pump it!
倒货！倒貨！
Dump it!
跑跑跑！跑跑跑！
Run, run, run!
老师跑得比谁都早！老師跑得比誰都早！
The guru runs away before everyone else!
Bridge
景气跌到地下室景氣跌到地下室
The economy falls all the way into the basement
老师街角卖保险老師街角賣保險
The guru is now selling insurance on the street corner
昨天失踪今天专家昨天失蹤今天專家
Missing yesterday, an expert again today
蓝色西装白色牙藍色西裝白色牙
Blue suit, bright white teeth
投资里面包保险投資裡麵包保險
Investment wrapped around insurance
保险里面包明天保險裡麵包明天
Tomorrow wrapped inside the insurance
保费管理手续费保費管理手續費
Premiums, management fees, transaction fees
三张嘴巴吃本金三張嘴巴吃本金
Three mouths take turns eating the principal
昨天还是受灾户昨天還是受災戶
Yesterday you were still the victim
今天升级当业务今天升級當業務
Today you have been promoted to salesperson
拉个亲友进群组拉個親友進群組
Pull some friends and family into the group
佣金补回一点哭佣金補回一點哭
Use the commission to recover a little of what you cried away
Final Chorus
拉高！倒货！跑跑跑！拉高！倒貨！跑跑跑！
Pump it! Dump it! Run, run, run!
社群先把火点著！社群先把火點著！
Social media lights the fire first!
新闻名嘴一起吹！新聞名嘴一起吹！
News outlets and pundits hype it together!
剪彩合照放烟火！剪綵合照放煙火！
Ribbon cutting! Group photos! Fireworks!
好消息他先买！好消息他先買！
Good news—he buys first!
坏消息你才知道！壞消息你才知道！
Bad news—you find out later!
市场天天有输赢！市場天天有輸贏！
The market has winners and losers every day!
抽成手续永远赢！抽成手續永遠贏！
But commissions and fees never lose!
拉高！倒货！跑跑跑！拉高！倒貨！跑跑跑！
Pump it! Dump it! Run, run, run!
火箭飞走老师跑！火箭飛走老師跑！
The rocket flies away and the guru runs too!
我们抱著股票问：我們抱著股票問：
We hold the stock and ask:
月球到底在哪里？月球到底在哪裡？
Where the hell is the moon?
Outro
我们已在最底部我們已在最底部
We are already at the very bottom
这次应该不会输這次應該不會輸
Surely we cannot lose this time
老师回头举火箭老師回頭舉火箭
The guru turns around holding up another rocket
新的群组又开幕新的群組又開幕
A brand-new group chat opens for business
擦干眼泪拿手机擦乾眼淚拿手機
We wipe away our tears and grab our phones
排队领取早鸟票排隊領取早鳥票
Then line up for the early-bird offer
三、二、一三、二、一
Three, two, one—
拉高！拉高！
Pump it!
倒货！倒貨！
Dump it!
跑跑跑！跑跑跑！
Run, run, run!