02主歌一
Gwah khi Seng Guan Temple khi po-pi,
I went to Seng Guan Temple to pray for blessings,
Binondo Church ma-si khi po-pi.
And I went to Binondo Church to pray as well.
Ku-ni khiam-tsii, sin-ni khai-si,
Last year's debts as the new year approaches...
Tio pala diaw kundi ya PHAI-SE SI!
should be paid off or I will lose face!
Ya-tsue gimik kiaw diskarte,
So many gimmicks and hustles,
Sales talk practice kao gua pien kao bin-Phe!
practised my sales talk till I became shameless!
Told my neighbors, “NO MORE PRICE WAR!”
Told my neighbors, “NO MORE PRICE WAR!”
sabay gwah le thak— THE ART OF WAR!
While I was secretly reading The Art of War!
03前副歌
SUKI! BILI NA!
Valued customers! Come and buy!
BUENA MANO! SIGE NA!
Be my first sale! Come on!
Year-end sale, BAGSAK PRESYO!
Year-end sale, prices are crashing!
PRICE WAR KE-TSAI KHAI-SI LO!
The price war is starting again!
9-9! TEN TEN! “BIG SALE” NA!
Nine-nine! Ten-ten! It is a big sale now!
11-11! MAY “SALE” PA?
Eleven-eleven! There is another sale?
12-12! Year-end! “LAST SALE NA!”
Twelve-twelve! Year-end! This is the last sale!
Next year 1-1—MERON PA???
Next year, one-one—there is still another one?
04副歌
BINONDO BER-MONTH RUSH lets go!
BINONDO BER-MONTH RUSH, let’s go!
Tak-ke lai o! Tak-ke ho!
Everyone, come over! hope you are well!
Ongpin FOOD TRIP? forget your diet!
Ongpin food trip? Forget your diet!
Divisoria sale? forget the budget!
Divisoria sale? Forget the budget!
Price war kaya lahat affordable!
The price war makes everything affordable!
Wholesale, retail— All negotiable!
Wholesale, retail—all negotiable!
coz online shopping makes no sense!
Because online shopping makes no sense!
when what you buy here is the EXPERIENCE!
When what you buy here is the experience!
05主歌二
Halloween cosplay on display,
Halloween cosplay on display,
Christmas toys your daddy wants to play.
Christmas toys your daddy wants to play with.
Mumu sa entrance, Santa on the rack,
A ghost at the entrance, Santa on the rack,
Sin-ni lâ-dit just waiting at the back!
New Year calendars are just waiting at the back!
ONE HUNDRED! LAST PRICE! WALA NANG TAWAD!
One hundred! Last price! No more haggling!
hey don't go away—EIGHTY! eto na sagad!
Hey, do not go away—eighty! This is my limit!
bigay na SIXTY! habolin mo sa labas,
Fine at sixty! Chase them outside,
FIFTY NA LANG! bago tuluyang lumampas!
Only fifty! Before they get away completely!
Buena mano ko kayo sa umaga,
You are my first customers in the morning,
Buena mano ko kayo hanggang sa gabi,
You are my first customers until the evening,
Hindi ito kataka-taka
That is no surprise
coz in my heart FIRST kayo palagi!
Because in my heart, you always come first!
06前副歌
SUKI! BILI NA!
Valued customers! Come and buy!
BUENA MANO! SIGE NA!
Be my first sale! Come on!
Year-end sale, BAGSAK PRESYO!
Year-end sale, prices are crashing!
PRICE WAR KE-TSAI KHAI-SI LO!
The price war is starting again!
9-9! TEN TEN! “BIG SALE” NA!
Nine-nine! Ten-ten! It is a big sale now!
11-11! MAY “SALE” PA?
Eleven-eleven! There is another sale?
12-12! Year-end! “LAST SALE NA!”
Twelve-twelve! Year-end! This is the last sale!
Next year 1-1—MERON PA???
Next year, one-one—there is still another one?
07副歌
BINONDO BER-MONTH RUSH lets go!
BINONDO BER-MONTH RUSH, let’s go!
Tak-ke lai o! Tak-ke ho!
Everyone, come over! hope you are well!
Ongpin FOOD TRIP? forget your diet!
Ongpin food trip? Forget your diet!
Divisoria sale? forget the budget!
Divisoria sale? Forget the budget!
Price war kaya lahat affordable!
The price war makes everything affordable!
Wholesale, retail— All negotiable!
Wholesale, retail—all negotiable!
coz online shopping makes no sense!
Because online shopping makes no sense!
when what you buy here is the EXPERIENCE!
When what you buy here is the experience!
08尾声
Hope napasaya naming kayo this year
We hope we made you happy this year
its ok magkikita tayo ulit next year
It is okay; we will see each other again next year
So bago matapos ang taon my dear
So before the year comes to an end, my dear
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
艺人Bosing Dy & Friends (無生理朋友團)