01前奏
三支影片看一遍三支影片看一遍
sān zhī yǐng piàn kàn yī biàn
Watch three videos once
下午开始当专家下午開始當專家
xià wǔ kāi shǐ dāng zhuān jiā
By the afternoon, you are already an expert
昨天还在问答案昨天還在問答案
zuó tiān hái zài wèn dá àn
Yesterday you were still asking for answers
今天已经教大家今天已經教大家
jīn tiān yǐ jīng jiào dà jiā
Today you are teaching everyone else
证书挂满一整墙證書掛滿一整牆
zhèng shū guà mǎn yī zhěng qiáng
Certificates cover the entire wall
履历写得像神话履歷寫得像神話
lǚ lì xiě de xiàng shén huà
The résumé reads like a legend
世界越来越聪明世界越來越聰明
shì jiè yuè lái yuè cōng míng
The world keeps getting smarter
怎么大家更忙啦怎麼大家更忙啦
zěn me dà jiā gèng máng la
So why is everyone getting busier?
02主歌一
硕士一张接一张碩士一張接一張
shuò shì yī zhāng jiē yī zhāng
Master’s degrees come one after another
学位印得比名片快學位印得比名片快
xué wèi yìn de bǐ míng piàn kuài
Degrees are being printed faster than business cards
读到论文堆成山讀到論文堆成山
dú dào lùn wén duī chéng shān
You study until your thesis piles up like a mountain
薪水薄得像外带袋薪水薄得像外帶袋
xīn shuǐ báo de xiàng wài dài dài
But your salary is as thin as a takeout bag
公司说你很优秀公司說你很優秀
gōng sī shuō nǐ hěn yōu xiù
The company says you are excellent
可惜经验差两年可惜經驗差兩年
kě xī jīng yàn chà liǎng nián
Too bad you are short by two years of experience
职缺写著欢迎新人職缺寫著歡迎新人
zhí quē xiě zhù huān yíng xīn rén
The job post says fresh graduates are welcome
最好工作过十年最好工作過十年
zuì hǎo gōng zuò guò shí nián
Preferably with ten years of experience
履历改了三十版履歷改了三十版
lǚ lì gǎi le sān shí bǎn
You revise your résumé thirty times
关键字也全补完關鍵字也全補完
guān jiàn zì yě quán bǔ wán
You stuff in every keyword
系统六秒看一眼系統六秒看一眼
xì tǒng liù miǎo kàn yī yǎn
The system looks at it for six seconds
客气说你不适合客氣說你不適合
kè qì shuō nǐ bù shì hé
Then politely says you are not suitable
04副歌
脑袋交给机器管腦袋交給機器管
nǎo dài jiāo gěi jī qì guǎn
We hand our brains over to machines
答案来得又快又满答案來得又快又滿
dá àn lái de yòu kuài yòu mǎn
Answers come fast and in abundance
不用想 不用猜不用想 不用猜
bù yòng xiǎng bù yòng cāi
No need to think, no need to guess
按一下就有安排按一下就有安排
àn yī xià jiù yǒu ān pái
Press once and everything is arranged
导航错了怪我转導航錯了怪我轉
dǎo háng cuò le guài wǒ zhuǎn
The GPS gets it wrong, then blames me for turning wrong
系统坏了叫我重办系統壞了叫我重辦
xì tǒng huài le jiào wǒ zhòng bàn
The system breaks and tells me to start over
人类省下好多脑人類省下好多腦
rén lèi shěng xià hǎo duō nǎo
Humans save so much brainpower
最后脑袋变得好软最後腦袋變得好軟
zuì hòu nǎo dài biàn de hǎo ruǎn
That eventually our brains go soft
机器越来越会想機器越來越會想
jī qì yuè lái yuè huì xiǎng
Machines get better and better at thinking
我们越来越会按我們越來越會按
wǒ men yuè lái yuè huì àn
We get better and better at pressing buttons
答案一天比一天多答案一天比一天多
dá àn yī tiān bǐ yī tiān duō
There are more answers every day
谁还记得怎么问啊誰還記得怎麼問啊
shuí hái jì de zěn me wèn a
Who still remembers how to ask the right question?
05主歌二
以前说机器送货以前說機器送貨
yǐ qián shuō jī qì sòng huò
They said machines would deliver things
人坐家里吹冷气人坐家裡吹冷氣
rén zuò jiā lǐ chuī lěng qì
While people relaxed at home in air-conditioning
现在手机发命令現在手機發命令
xiàn zài shǒu jī fā mìng lìng
Now the phone gives the orders
叫我三分钟到目的地叫我三分鐘到目的地
jiào wǒ sān fēn zhōng dào mù dì dì
Telling me to reach the destination in three minutes
左转右转再左转左轉右轉再左轉
zuǒ zhuǎn yòu zhuǎn zài zuǒ zhuǎn
Left turn, right turn, left again
前面明明是一堵墙前面明明是一堵牆
qián miàn míng míng shì yī dǔ qiáng
There is clearly a wall in front of me
导航冷静说重新规划導航冷靜說重新規劃
dǎo háng lěng jìng shuō chóng xīn guī huà
The GPS calmly says, “Recalculating”
最后说我走错方向最後說我走錯方向
zuì hòu shuō wǒ zǒu cuò fāng xiàng
Then tells me I went the wrong way
平台叫我合作伙伴平臺叫我合作夥伴
píng tái jiào wǒ hé zuò huǒ bàn
The platform calls me a “partner”
合作方式它来安排合作方式它來安排
hé zuò fāng shì tā lái ān pái
But it decides exactly how the partnership works
快一点 评分高一点快一點 評分高一點
kuài yī diǎn píng fēn gāo yī diǎn
Move faster, keep the rating higher
慢两秒就跳警告牌慢兩秒就跳警告牌
màn liǎng miǎo jiù tiào jǐng gào pái
Two seconds late and a warning pops up
老板以前还会骂人老闆以前還會罵人
lǎo bǎn yǐ qián hái huì mà rén
At least bosses used to yell at people
现在老板没有脸現在老闆沒有臉
xiàn zài lǎo bǎn méi yǒu liǎn
Now the boss does not even have a face
一个红色通知亮起一個紅色通知亮起
yī gè hóng sè tōng zhī liàng qǐ
A red notification lights up
我就知道又要加班我就知道又要加班
wǒ jiù zhī dào yòu yào jiā bān
And I know I am working overtime again
07副歌
脑袋交给机器管腦袋交給機器管
nǎo dài jiāo gěi jī qì guǎn
We hand our brains over to machines
答案来得又快又满答案來得又快又滿
dá àn lái de yòu kuài yòu mǎn
Answers come fast and in abundance
不用想 不用猜不用想 不用猜
bù yòng xiǎng bù yòng cāi
No need to think, no need to guess
按一下就有安排按一下就有安排
àn yī xià jiù yǒu ān pái
Press once and everything is arranged
导航错了怪我转導航錯了怪我轉
dǎo háng cuò le guài wǒ zhuǎn
The GPS gets it wrong, then blames me for turning wrong
系统坏了叫我重办系統壞了叫我重辦
xì tǒng huài le jiào wǒ zhòng bàn
The system breaks and tells me to start over
人类省下好多脑人類省下好多腦
rén lèi shěng xià hǎo duō nǎo
Humans save so much brainpower
最后脑袋变得好软最後腦袋變得好軟
zuì hòu nǎo dài biàn de hǎo ruǎn
That eventually our brains go soft
机器越来越会想機器越來越會想
jī qì yuè lái yuè huì xiǎng
Machines get better and better at thinking
我们越来越会按我們越來越會按
wǒ men yuè lái yuè huì àn
We get better and better at pressing buttons
答案一天比一天多答案一天比一天多
dá àn yī tiān bǐ yī tiān duō
There are more answers every day
谁还记得怎么问啊誰還記得怎麼問啊
shuí hái jì de zěn me wèn a
Who still remembers how to ask the right question?
08主歌三
我们把知识全上传我們把知識全上傳
wǒ men bǎ zhī shí quán shàng chuán
We uploaded all our knowledge
说要教好下一代說要教好下一代
shuō yào jiào hǎo xià yí dài
And said it would help teach the next generation
课程叫它帮忙写課程叫它幫忙寫
kè chéng jiào tā bāng máng xiě
We asked it to help prepare the lessons
考题也让它来安排考題也讓它來安排
kǎo tí yě ràng tā lái ān pái
And let it prepare the exams too
学生看到题目难學生看到題目難
xué shēng kàn dào tí mù nán
The student sees a difficult question
转头也去问AI轉頭也去問AI
zhuǎn tóu yě qù wèn A I
And immediately asks AI too
答案交回另一台答案交回另一臺
dá àn jiāo huí lìng yī tái
The answer gets submitted to another machine
另一台说写得不赖另一臺說寫得不賴
lìng yī tái shuō xiě de bù lài
And that machine says it is pretty good
老师是它 学生问它老師是它 學生問它
lǎo shī shì tā xué shēng wèn tā
It is the teacher, and the student asks it
考官最后还是它考官最後還是它
kǎo guān zuì hòu hái shì tā
In the end, it is also the examiner
自己出题自己回答自己出題自己回答
zì jǐ chū tí zì jǐ huí dá
It writes the question and answers it itself
自己评分九十八自己評分九十八
zì jǐ píng fēn jiǔ shí bā
Then gives itself a score of ninety-eight
人类站在旁边笑人類站在旁邊笑
rén lèi zhàn zài páng biān xiào
Humans stand beside it smiling
教育科技真伟大教育科技真偉大
jiào yù kē jì zhēn wěi dà
“Educational technology is amazing!”
只是没人说得清楚只是沒人說得清楚
zhǐ shì méi rén shuō de qīng chǔ
Except nobody can quite explain
到底谁在教谁啊到底誰在教誰啊
dào dǐ shuí zài jiào shuí a
Who exactly is teaching whom?
09橋段
不相信AI怎么办不相信AI怎麼辦
bù xiāng xìn A I zěn me bàn
What do we do if we do not trust AI?
找另一个AI来判断找另一個AI來判斷
zhǎo lìng yī gè A I lái pàn duàn
Ask another AI to judge it
它说八成像AI它說八成像AI
tā shuō bā chéng xiàng A I
It says there is an eighty-percent chance it is AI
大家点头说真客观大家點頭說真客觀
dà jiā diǎn tóu shuō zhēn kè guān
Everyone nods and says, “Very objective”
网站怕我不是人網站怕我不是人
wǎng zhàn pà wǒ bú shì rén
The website worries that I might not be human
叫机器先验明正身叫機器先驗明正身
jiào jī qì xiān yàn míng zhèng shēn
So it asks a machine to verify me
我找完九张红绿灯我找完九張紅綠燈
wǒ zhǎo wán jiǔ zhāng hóng lǜ dēng
After I identify nine traffic lights
它说抱歉请再确认它說抱歉請再確認
tā shuō bào qiàn qǐng zài què rèn
It says, “Sorry, please verify again”
机器检查机器機器檢查機器
jī qì jiǎn chá jī qì
Machines checking machines
机器教著机器機器教著機器
jī qì jiào zhù jī qì
Machines teaching machines
机器考著机器機器考著機器
jī qì kǎo zhù jī qì
Machines testing machines
我们负责同意我們負責同意
wǒ men fù zé tóng yì
Our job is just to approve
11最後副歌
脑袋交给机器管腦袋交給機器管
nǎo dài jiāo gěi jī qì guǎn
We hand our brains over to machines
答案来得又快又满答案來得又快又滿
dá àn lái de yòu kuài yòu mǎn
Answers come fast and in abundance
不用想 不用猜不用想 不用猜
bù yòng xiǎng bù yòng cāi
No need to think, no need to guess
按一下就有安排按一下就有安排
àn yī xià jiù yǒu ān pái
Press once and everything is arranged
孩子问我怎么办孩子問我怎麼辦
hái zi wèn wǒ zěn me bàn
A child asks me what to do
大人低头看萤幕大人低頭看螢幕
dà rén dī tóu kàn yíng mù
The adults look down at the screen
机器学的是我们機器學的是我們
jī qì xué de shì wǒ men
The machine learned from us
我们却跟著它走路我們卻跟著它走路
wǒ men què gēn zhù tā zǒu lù
Yet now we follow wherever it leads
机器越来越会算機器越來越會算
jī qì yuè lái yuè huì suàn
Machines get better and better at calculating
我们越来越习惯我們越來越習慣
wǒ men yuè lái yuè xí guàn
And we get more and more used to it
世界资讯多到爆世界資訊多到爆
shì jiè zī xùn duō dào bào
The world has more information than ever
脑袋却像泡面软腦袋卻像泡麵軟
nǎo dài què xiàng pào miàn ruǎn
But our brains are soft like instant noodles
12尾聲
我们发明好多工具我們發明好多工具
wǒ men fā míng hǎo duō gōng jù
We invented so many tools
原本说要替人分担原本說要替人分擔
yuán běn shuō yào tì rén fēn dān
They were supposed to lighten our burden
结果每天醒来第一件事結果每天醒來第一件事
jié guǒ měi tiān xǐng lái dì yī jiàn shì
Now the first thing we do every morning
先看系统怎么安排先看系統怎麼安排
xiān kàn xì tǒng zěn me ān pái
Is check what the system has decided for us
路线它选路線它選
lù xiàn tā xuǎn
It chooses the route
分数它算分數它算
fēn shù tā suàn
It calculates the score
资格它判資格它判
zī gé tā pàn
It decides whether we qualify
工作它派工作它派
gōng zuò tā pài
It assigns the work
人类站在旁边看人類站在旁邊看
rén lèi zhàn zài páng biān kàn
Humans just stand there watching
突然觉得哪里怪怪突然覺得哪裡怪怪
tū rán jué de nǎ lǐ guài guài
And suddenly think something feels a little strange
我们造出聪明机器我們造出聰明機器
wǒ men zào chū cōng míng jī qì
We built intelligent machines
最后自己——最後自己——
zuì hòu zì jǐ — —
And in the end, we ourselves—
变成面脑袋！變成麵腦袋！
biàn chéng miàn nǎo dài！
Turned into Noodle Brains!
藝人Noodle Brains (麵腦袋)
