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脑袋外包腦袋外包
Outsourcing My Brain前奏
三支影片看一遍三支影片看一遍
Watch three videos once
下午开始当专家下午開始當專家
By the afternoon, you are already an expert
昨天还在问答案昨天還在問答案
Yesterday you were still asking for answers
今天已经教大家今天已經教大家
Today you are teaching everyone else
证书挂满一整墙證書掛滿一整牆
Certificates cover the entire wall
履历写得像神话履歷寫得像神話
The résumé reads like a legend
世界越来越聪明世界越來越聰明
The world keeps getting smarter
怎么大家更忙啦怎麼大家更忙啦
So why is everyone getting busier?
主歌一
硕士一张接一张碩士一張接一張
Master’s degrees come one after another
学位印得比名片快學位印得比名片快
Degrees are being printed faster than business cards
读到论文堆成山讀到論文堆成山
You study until your thesis piles up like a mountain
薪水薄得像外带袋薪水薄得像外帶袋
But your salary is as thin as a takeout bag
公司说你很优秀公司說你很優秀
The company says you are excellent
可惜经验差两年可惜經驗差兩年
Too bad you are short by two years of experience
职缺写著欢迎新人職缺寫著歡迎新人
The job post says fresh graduates are welcome
最好工作过十年最好工作過十年
Preferably with ten years of experience
履历改了三十版履歷改了三十版
You revise your résumé thirty times
关键字也全补完關鍵字也全補完
You stuff in every keyword
系统六秒看一眼系統六秒看一眼
The system looks at it for six seconds
客气说你不适合客氣說你不適合
Then politely says you are not suitable
前副歌
人说机器来帮忙人說機器來幫忙
People said machines would come to help
怎么越帮越像主管怎麼越幫越像主管
So why do they act more and more like supervisors?
它说效率再提高它說效率再提高
It says efficiency must improve
我连午餐都变选项我連午餐都變選項
Even my lunch has become optional
副歌
脑袋交给机器管腦袋交給機器管
We hand our brains over to machines
答案来得又快又满答案來得又快又滿
Answers come fast and in abundance
不用想 不用猜不用想 不用猜
No need to think, no need to guess
按一下就有安排按一下就有安排
Press once and everything is arranged
导航错了怪我转導航錯了怪我轉
The GPS gets it wrong, then blames me for turning wrong
系统坏了叫我重办系統壞了叫我重辦
The system breaks and tells me to start over
人类省下好多脑人類省下好多腦
Humans save so much brainpower
最后脑袋变得好软最後腦袋變得好軟
That eventually our brains go soft
嘿！嘿！
Hey!
机器越来越会想機器越來越會想
Machines get better and better at thinking
我们越来越会按我們越來越會按
We get better and better at pressing buttons
答案一天比一天多答案一天比一天多
There are more answers every day
谁还记得怎么问啊誰還記得怎麼問啊
Who still remembers how to ask the right question?
主歌二
以前说机器送货以前說機器送貨
They said machines would deliver things
人坐家里吹冷气人坐家裡吹冷氣
While people relaxed at home in air-conditioning
现在手机发命令現在手機發命令
Now the phone gives the orders
叫我三分钟到目的地叫我三分鐘到目的地
Telling me to reach the destination in three minutes
左转右转再左转左轉右轉再左轉
Left turn, right turn, left again
前面明明是一堵墙前面明明是一堵牆
There is clearly a wall in front of me
导航冷静说重新规划導航冷靜說重新規劃
The GPS calmly says, “Recalculating”
最后说我走错方向最後說我走錯方向
Then tells me I went the wrong way
平台叫我合作伙伴平臺叫我合作夥伴
The platform calls me a “partner”
合作方式它来安排合作方式它來安排
But it decides exactly how the partnership works
快一点 评分高一点快一點 評分高一點
Move faster, keep the rating higher
慢两秒就跳警告牌慢兩秒就跳警告牌
Two seconds late and a warning pops up
老板以前还会骂人老闆以前還會罵人
At least bosses used to yell at people
现在老板没有脸現在老闆沒有臉
Now the boss does not even have a face
一个红色通知亮起一個紅色通知亮起
A red notification lights up
我就知道又要加班我就知道又要加班
And I know I am working overtime again
前副歌
人说科技给自由人說科技給自由
People said technology would give us freedom
自由变成路线图自由變成路線圖
Freedom turned into a route map
每一步都有人算每一步都有人算
Every step is being calculated
只是那个人不是人只是那個人不是人
Except the one calculating it is not a person
副歌
脑袋交给机器管腦袋交給機器管
We hand our brains over to machines
答案来得又快又满答案來得又快又滿
Answers come fast and in abundance
不用想 不用猜不用想 不用猜
No need to think, no need to guess
按一下就有安排按一下就有安排
Press once and everything is arranged
导航错了怪我转導航錯了怪我轉
The GPS gets it wrong, then blames me for turning wrong
系统坏了叫我重办系統壞了叫我重辦
The system breaks and tells me to start over
人类省下好多脑人類省下好多腦
Humans save so much brainpower
最后脑袋变得好软最後腦袋變得好軟
That eventually our brains go soft
嘿！嘿！
Hey!
机器越来越会想機器越來越會想
Machines get better and better at thinking
我们越来越会按我們越來越會按
We get better and better at pressing buttons
答案一天比一天多答案一天比一天多
There are more answers every day
谁还记得怎么问啊誰還記得怎麼問啊
Who still remembers how to ask the right question?
主歌三
我们把知识全上传我們把知識全上傳
We uploaded all our knowledge
说要教好下一代說要教好下一代
And said it would help teach the next generation
课程叫它帮忙写課程叫它幫忙寫
We asked it to help prepare the lessons
考题也让它来安排考題也讓它來安排
And let it prepare the exams too
学生看到题目难學生看到題目難
The student sees a difficult question
转头也去问AI轉頭也去問AI
And immediately asks AI too
答案交回另一台答案交回另一臺
The answer gets submitted to another machine
另一台说写得不赖另一臺說寫得不賴
And that machine says it is pretty good
老师是它 学生问它老師是它 學生問它
It is the teacher, and the student asks it
考官最后还是它考官最後還是它
In the end, it is also the examiner
自己出题自己回答自己出題自己回答
It writes the question and answers it itself
自己评分九十八自己評分九十八
Then gives itself a score of ninety-eight
人类站在旁边笑人類站在旁邊笑
Humans stand beside it smiling
教育科技真伟大教育科技真偉大
“Educational technology is amazing!”
只是没人说得清楚只是沒人說得清楚
Except nobody can quite explain
到底谁在教谁啊到底誰在教誰啊
Who exactly is teaching whom?
桥段
不相信AI怎么办不相信AI怎麼辦
What do we do if we do not trust AI?
找另一个AI来判断找另一個AI來判斷
Ask another AI to judge it
它说八成像AI它說八成像AI
It says there is an eighty-percent chance it is AI
大家点头说真客观大家點頭說真客觀
Everyone nods and says, “Very objective”
网站怕我不是人網站怕我不是人
The website worries that I might not be human
叫机器先验明正身叫機器先驗明正身
So it asks a machine to verify me
我找完九张红绿灯我找完九張紅綠燈
After I identify nine traffic lights
它说抱歉请再确认它說抱歉請再確認
It says, “Sorry, please verify again”
机器检查机器機器檢查機器
Machines checking machines
机器教著机器機器教著機器
Machines teaching machines
机器考著机器機器考著機器
Machines testing machines
我们负责同意我們負責同意
Our job is just to approve
间奏
按一下！按一下！
Press once!
再一下！再一下！
Press again!
脑袋今天放个假！腦袋今天放個假！
Let the brain take the day off!
问一下！問一下！
Ask once!
抄一下！抄一下！
Copy once!
明天答案再升级啦！明天答案再升級啦！
Tomorrow the answers get upgraded again!
左转弯！左轉彎！
Turn left!
撞到墙！撞到牆！
Hit the wall!
导航说我不正常！導航說我不正常！
The GPS says I am the problem!
证书多！證書多！
So many certificates!
专家多！專家多！
So many experts!
真正懂的排最后！真正懂的排最後！
The people who actually understand are last in line!
最终副歌
脑袋交给机器管腦袋交給機器管
We hand our brains over to machines
答案来得又快又满答案來得又快又滿
Answers come fast and in abundance
不用想 不用猜不用想 不用猜
No need to think, no need to guess
按一下就有安排按一下就有安排
Press once and everything is arranged
孩子问我怎么办孩子問我怎麼辦
A child asks me what to do
大人低头看萤幕大人低頭看螢幕
The adults look down at the screen
机器学的是我们機器學的是我們
The machine learned from us
我们却跟著它走路我們卻跟著它走路
Yet now we follow wherever it leads
嘿！嘿嘿！嘿
Hey! Hey!
机器越来越会算機器越來越會算
Machines get better and better at calculating
我们越来越习惯我們越來越習慣
And we get more and more used to it
世界资讯多到爆世界資訊多到爆
The world has more information than ever
脑袋却像泡面软腦袋卻像泡麵軟
But our brains are soft like instant noodles
尾声
我们发明好多工具我們發明好多工具
We invented so many tools
原本说要替人分担原本說要替人分擔
They were supposed to lighten our burden
结果每天醒来第一件事結果每天醒來第一件事
Now the first thing we do every morning
先看系统怎么安排先看系統怎麼安排
Is check what the system has decided for us
路线它选路線它選
It chooses the route
分数它算分數它算
It calculates the score
资格它判資格它判
It decides whether we qualify
工作它派工作它派
It assigns the work
人类站在旁边看人類站在旁邊看
Humans just stand there watching
突然觉得哪里怪怪突然覺得哪裡怪怪
And suddenly think something feels a little strange
我们造出聪明机器我們造出聰明機器
We built intelligent machines
最后自己——最後自己——
And in the end, we ourselves—
变成面脑袋！變成麵腦袋！
Turned into Noodle Brains!