贸易战

欢迎来到自由港

huān yíng lái dào zì yóu gǎng

Welcome to the free port

门票五十别紧张

mén piào wǔ shí bié jǐn zhāng

Admission is fifty—do not panic

你把口袋交给我

nǐ bǎ kǒu dài jiāo gěi wǒ

Hand me your pockets

我把公平挂墙上

wǒ bǎ gōng píng guà qiáng shàng

I will hang fairness on the wall

我扛一袋马铃薯

wǒ káng yī dài mǎ líng shǔ

I carry a sack of potatoes

走过清晨的雾

zǒu guò qīng chén de wù

Through the morning fog

你拿金色的秤一秤

nǐ ná jīn sè de chèng yī chèng

You weigh it on a golden scale

说它只值五十数

shuō tā zhǐ zhí wǔ shí shù

And say it is worth only fifty

你切成十包月亮

nǐ qiè chéng shí bāo yuè liàng

You slice it into ten bags of moons

洒盐披上新衣裳

sǎ yán pī shàng xīn yī shang

Sprinkle them with salt and dress them in new clothes

我拿五十买回两包

wǒ ná wǔ shí mǎi huí liǎng bāo

I pay fifty to buy back two bags

抱著空气闻薯香

bào zhù kōng qì wén shǔ xiāng

Holding air while smelling the potatoes

剩下八包去了哪里

shèng xià bā bāo qù le nǎ lǐ

Where did the other eight bags go?

风吹过来没消息

fēng chuī guò lái méi xiāo xī

The wind blows back with no news

你说别问伤感情

nǐ shuō bié wèn shāng gǎn qíng

You say that asking would hurt our relationship

秘密才有高价值

mì mì cái yǒu gāo jià zhí

Secrets are what carry the highest value

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

公平换上新西装

gōng píng huàn shàng xīn xī zhuāng

Fairness puts on a new suit

我卖一袋马铃薯

wǒ mài yī dài mǎ líng shǔ

I sell one sack of potatoes

换回两袋风收藏

huàn huí liǎng dài fēng shōu cáng

And receive two bags of wind to keep

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

昨天开门迎四方

zuó tiān kāi mén yíng sì fāng

Yesterday the doors welcomed everyone

今天看我走得快

jīn tiān kàn wǒ zǒu de kuài

Today, when you see me moving fast

连夜搬走终点站

lián yè bān zǒu zhōng diǎn zhàn

You move the finish line overnight

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

专家笑得好慈祥

zhuān jiā xiào de hǎo cí xiáng

The experts smile so kindly

他说人人都赚钱

tā shuō rén rén dōu zhuàn qián

They say that everyone makes money

我只赚到袋子响

wǒ zhǐ zhuàn dào dài zi xiǎng

All I earn is the rattle of an empty bag

从前你画一条跑道

cóng qián nǐ huà yī tiáo pǎo dào

Once, you drew a running track

说要一起追夕阳

shuō yào yì qǐ zhuī xī yáng

And said we would chase the sunset together

鞋是我的，汗是我的

xié shì wǒ de， hàn shì wǒ de

The shoes are mine, and the sweat is mine

裁判坐在你身旁

cái pàn zuò zài nǐ shēn páng

But the referee sits beside you

等我跑到你的影子

děng wǒ pǎo dào nǐ de yǐng zi

When I finally reach your shadow

你说风向不正常

nǐ shuō fēng xiàng bù zhèng cháng

You say the wind is blowing the wrong way

五分钟前改的规矩

wǔ fēn zhōng qián gǎi de guī jǔ

The rule you changed five minutes ago

去年早已经生效

qù nián zǎo yǐ jīng shēng xiào

Somehow took effect last year

我想申诉也可以

wǒ xiǎng shēn sù yě kě yǐ

I can file an appeal if I want

先填一百个问题

xiān tián yì bǎi gè wèn tí

First, I must answer a hundred questions

费用刚好五十点

fèi yòng gāng hǎo wǔ shí diǎn

The fee happens to be exactly fifty points

答案年底再寄给你

dá àn nián dǐ zài jì gěi nǐ

They will mail me an answer at the end of the year

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

公平换上新西装

gōng píng huàn shàng xīn xī zhuāng

Fairness puts on a new suit

我卖一袋马铃薯

wǒ mài yī dài mǎ líng shǔ

I sell one sack of potatoes

换回两袋风收藏

huàn huí liǎng dài fēng shōu cáng

And receive two bags of wind to keep

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

昨天开门迎四方

zuó tiān kāi mén yíng sì fāng

Yesterday the doors welcomed everyone

今天看我走得快

jīn tiān kàn wǒ zǒu de kuài

Today, when you see me moving fast

连夜搬走终点站

lián yè bān zǒu zhōng diǎn zhàn

You move the finish line overnight

你画地图

nǐ huà dì tú

You draw the map

你定方向

nǐ dìng fāng xiàng

You choose the direction

你卖雨伞

nǐ mài yǔ sǎn

You sell the umbrellas

再制造风浪

zài zhì zào fēng làng

Then create the wind and waves

你拿走土

nǐ ná zǒu tǔ

You take away the soil

我买回香

wǒ mǎi huí xiāng

I buy back the aroma

你吃九包

nǐ chī jiǔ bāo

You eat nine bags

我闻包装

wǒ wén bāo zhuāng

I smell the packaging

价值藏在哪里

jià zhí cáng zài nǎ lǐ

Where is the value hidden?

你指著商标发亮

nǐ zhǐ zhù shāng biāo fā liàng

You point to the gleaming trademark

我看透明的袋子

wǒ kàn tòu míng de dài zi

I look into the transparent bag

只见晚风吹进窗

zhǐ jiàn wǎn fēng chuī jìn chuāng

And see only the evening wind blowing through the window

五十卖！

wǔ shí mài！

Sell for fifty!

五十买！

wǔ shí mǎi！

Buy for fifty!

两包空气抱回来！

liǎng bāo kōng qì bào huí lái！

Bring home two bags of air!

包装亮！

bāo zhuāng liàng！

The packaging shines!

肚子响！

dǔ zi xiǎng！

The stomach growls!

广告说我很富强！

guǎng gào shuō wǒ hěn fù qiáng！

The advertisement says I am prosperous!

门打开！

mén dǎ kāi！

The door opens!

门关上！

mén guān shàng！

The door closes!

谁拿奖牌谁公平！

shuí ná jiǎng pái shuí gōng píng！

Whoever takes the medal gets declared fair!

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

公平今天大清仓

gōng píng jīn tiān dà qīng cāng

Fairness is having a clearance sale today

一袋做成十包薯片

yī dài zuò chéng shí bāo shǔ piàn

One sack becomes ten bags of potato chips

我们分到两袋香

wǒ men fēn dào liǎng dài xiāng

We receive two bags of their aroma

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

规则飞得比风快

guī zé fēi de bǐ fēng kuài

The rules fly faster than the wind

昨天邀我进门坐

zuó tiān yāo wǒ jìn mén zuò

Yesterday you invited me inside

今天问我怎么还在

jīn tiān wèn wǒ zěn me hái zài

Today you ask why I am still here

贸易战！贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

专家举杯看夕阳

zhuān jiā jǔ bēi kàn xī yáng

The experts raise their glasses to the sunset

人民问他吃饱没

rén mín wèn tā chī bǎo méi

The people ask whether they have eaten enough

他说请看下一张

tā shuō qǐng kàn xià yī zhāng

They say, “Please look at the next slide”

马铃薯已经远航

mǎ líng shǔ yǐ jīng yuǎn háng

The potatoes have already sailed away

洋芋片还在路上

yáng yù piàn hái zài lù shàng

The potato chips are still on the road

债务提早来敲门

zhài wù tí zǎo lái qiāo mén

The debt comes knocking early

晚餐留在供应链上

wǎn cān liú zài gōng yīng liàn shàng

Dinner remains trapped in the supply chain

贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！

Trade war!

贸易战！

mào yì zhàn！

Trade war!

公平请稍后登场！

gōng píng qǐng shāo hòu dēng chǎng！

Fairness will appear at a later time!