貿易戰

歡迎來到自由港

huān yíng lái dào zì yóu gǎng

Welcome to the free port

門票五十別緊張

mén piào wǔ shí bié jǐn zhāng

Admission is fifty—do not panic

你把口袋交給我

nǐ bǎ kǒu dài jiāo gěi wǒ

Hand me your pockets

我把公平掛牆上

wǒ bǎ gōng píng guà qiáng shàng

I will hang fairness on the wall

我扛一袋馬鈴薯

wǒ káng yī dài mǎ líng shǔ

I carry a sack of potatoes

走過清晨的霧

zǒu guò qīng chén de wù

Through the morning fog

你拿金色的秤一秤

nǐ ná jīn sè de chèng yī chèng

You weigh it on a golden scale

說它只值五十數

shuō tā zhǐ zhí wǔ shí shù

And say it is worth only fifty

你切成十包月亮

nǐ qiè chéng shí bāo yuè liàng

You slice it into ten bags of moons

灑鹽披上新衣裳

sǎ yán pī shàng xīn yī shang

Sprinkle them with salt and dress them in new clothes

我拿五十買回兩包

wǒ ná wǔ shí mǎi huí liǎng bāo

I pay fifty to buy back two bags

抱著空氣聞薯香

bào zhù kōng qì wén shǔ xiāng

Holding air while smelling the potatoes

剩下八包去了哪裡

shèng xià bā bāo qù le nǎ lǐ

Where did the other eight bags go?

風吹過來沒消息

fēng chuī guò lái méi xiāo xī

The wind blows back with no news

你說別問傷感情

nǐ shuō bié wèn shāng gǎn qíng

You say that asking would hurt our relationship

秘密才有高價值

mì mì cái yǒu gāo jià zhí

Secrets are what carry the highest value

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

公平換上新西裝

gōng píng huàn shàng xīn xī zhuāng

Fairness puts on a new suit

我賣一袋馬鈴薯

wǒ mài yī dài mǎ líng shǔ

I sell one sack of potatoes

換回兩袋風收藏

huàn huí liǎng dài fēng shōu cáng

And receive two bags of wind to keep

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

昨天開門迎四方

zuó tiān kāi mén yíng sì fāng

Yesterday the doors welcomed everyone

今天看我走得快

jīn tiān kàn wǒ zǒu de kuài

Today, when you see me moving fast

連夜搬走終點站

lián yè bān zǒu zhōng diǎn zhàn

You move the finish line overnight

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

專家笑得好慈祥

zhuān jiā xiào de hǎo cí xiáng

The experts smile so kindly

他說人人都賺錢

tā shuō rén rén dōu zhuàn qián

They say that everyone makes money

我只賺到袋子響

wǒ zhǐ zhuàn dào dài zi xiǎng

All I earn is the rattle of an empty bag

從前你畫一條跑道

cóng qián nǐ huà yī tiáo pǎo dào

Once, you drew a running track

說要一起追夕陽

shuō yào yì qǐ zhuī xī yáng

And said we would chase the sunset together

鞋是我的，汗是我的

xié shì wǒ de， hàn shì wǒ de

The shoes are mine, and the sweat is mine

裁判坐在你身旁

cái pàn zuò zài nǐ shēn páng

But the referee sits beside you

等我跑到你的影子

děng wǒ pǎo dào nǐ de yǐng zi

When I finally reach your shadow

你說風向不正常

nǐ shuō fēng xiàng bù zhèng cháng

You say the wind is blowing the wrong way

五分鐘前改的規矩

wǔ fēn zhōng qián gǎi de guī jǔ

The rule you changed five minutes ago

去年早已經生效

qù nián zǎo yǐ jīng shēng xiào

Somehow took effect last year

我想申訴也可以

wǒ xiǎng shēn sù yě kě yǐ

I can file an appeal if I want

先填一百個問題

xiān tián yì bǎi gè wèn tí

First, I must answer a hundred questions

費用剛好五十點

fèi yòng gāng hǎo wǔ shí diǎn

The fee happens to be exactly fifty points

答案年底再寄給你

dá àn nián dǐ zài jì gěi nǐ

They will mail me an answer at the end of the year

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

公平換上新西裝

gōng píng huàn shàng xīn xī zhuāng

Fairness puts on a new suit

我賣一袋馬鈴薯

wǒ mài yī dài mǎ líng shǔ

I sell one sack of potatoes

換回兩袋風收藏

huàn huí liǎng dài fēng shōu cáng

And receive two bags of wind to keep

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

昨天開門迎四方

zuó tiān kāi mén yíng sì fāng

Yesterday the doors welcomed everyone

今天看我走得快

jīn tiān kàn wǒ zǒu de kuài

Today, when you see me moving fast

連夜搬走終點站

lián yè bān zǒu zhōng diǎn zhàn

You move the finish line overnight

你畫地圖

nǐ huà dì tú

You draw the map

你定方向

nǐ dìng fāng xiàng

You choose the direction

你賣雨傘

nǐ mài yǔ sǎn

You sell the umbrellas

再製造風浪

zài zhì zào fēng làng

Then create the wind and waves

你拿走土

nǐ ná zǒu tǔ

You take away the soil

我買回香

wǒ mǎi huí xiāng

I buy back the aroma

你吃九包

nǐ chī jiǔ bāo

You eat nine bags

我聞包裝

wǒ wén bāo zhuāng

I smell the packaging

價值藏在哪裡

jià zhí cáng zài nǎ lǐ

Where is the value hidden?

你指著商標發亮

nǐ zhǐ zhù shāng biāo fā liàng

You point to the gleaming trademark

我看透明的袋子

wǒ kàn tòu míng de dài zi

I look into the transparent bag

只見晚風吹進窗

zhǐ jiàn wǎn fēng chuī jìn chuāng

And see only the evening wind blowing through the window

五十賣！

wǔ shí mài！

Sell for fifty!

五十買！

wǔ shí mǎi！

Buy for fifty!

兩包空氣抱回來！

liǎng bāo kōng qì bào huí lái！

Bring home two bags of air!

包裝亮！

bāo zhuāng liàng！

The packaging shines!

肚子響！

dǔ zi xiǎng！

The stomach growls!

廣告說我很富強！

guǎng gào shuō wǒ hěn fù qiáng！

The advertisement says I am prosperous!

門打開！

mén dǎ kāi！

The door opens!

門關上！

mén guān shàng！

The door closes!

誰拿獎牌誰公平！

shuí ná jiǎng pái shuí gōng píng！

Whoever takes the medal gets declared fair!

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

公平今天大清倉

gōng píng jīn tiān dà qīng cāng

Fairness is having a clearance sale today

一袋做成十包薯片

yī dài zuò chéng shí bāo shǔ piàn

One sack becomes ten bags of potato chips

我們分到兩袋香

wǒ men fēn dào liǎng dài xiāng

We receive two bags of their aroma

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

規則飛得比風快

guī zé fēi de bǐ fēng kuài

The rules fly faster than the wind

昨天邀我進門坐

zuó tiān yāo wǒ jìn mén zuò

Yesterday you invited me inside

今天問我怎麼還在

jīn tiān wèn wǒ zěn me hái zài

Today you ask why I am still here

貿易戰！貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！ mào yì zhàn！

Trade war! Trade war!

專家舉杯看夕陽

zhuān jiā jǔ bēi kàn xī yáng

The experts raise their glasses to the sunset

人民問他吃飽沒

rén mín wèn tā chī bǎo méi

The people ask whether they have eaten enough

他說請看下一張

tā shuō qǐng kàn xià yī zhāng

They say, “Please look at the next slide”

馬鈴薯已經遠航

mǎ líng shǔ yǐ jīng yuǎn háng

The potatoes have already sailed away

洋芋片還在路上

yáng yù piàn hái zài lù shàng

The potato chips are still on the road

債務提早來敲門

zhài wù tí zǎo lái qiāo mén

The debt comes knocking early

晚餐留在供應鏈上

wǎn cān liú zài gōng yīng liàn shàng

Dinner remains trapped in the supply chain

貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！

Trade war!

貿易戰！

mào yì zhàn！

Trade war!

公平請稍後登場！

gōng píng qǐng shāo hòu dēng chǎng！

Fairness will appear at a later time!